Where's Woofus? (Hard Copy) Where's Woofus? (Hard Copy)
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Where's Woofus? (Hard Copy)
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SPECS

  • Illustrated by Alex Revier

  • Riso Printed by Strange Powers Press

  • 5×7 on cream paper with moss ink

  • 28 pages

  • Two black staples holding this bad boi together

ABOUT THIS ZINE

In 1941, Lawrence Tenney Stevens' Woofus sculpture vanished from Fair Park without a trace. 

Legend has it the barnyard chimera was stolen by religious zealots who saw it as a satanic symbol. Others suggest the statue was misplaced during repairs. Although the sculpture was never recovered, the Dallas elite went to great lengths to replicate and reinstall the Woofus on Fair Park grounds.

Where's Woofus? is a Texas Noir fan fiction based on a true story, told through the eyes of a rookie Texas Ranger as he unravels the mysterious events following the sculpture's disappearance.

WARNING: ZINE MAY INCLUDE THEMES OF:

Satanic Panic, Art Theft, Swallowing Your Pride, Midway Carnies, Vanity Cowboy Boots, Lucky Strike Cigarettes, Philanthropic Service for the Arts, Shadowy Figures, Local Rumors, Goose Chases, General Angst, Mentions of Murder, Fair Park, Texas Rangers, Old Money, New Money, Religious Cults, Rookie with a Bad Attitude, Dallas, New York, Not Answering the Phone, Art Deco, Good Christians Being Led Astray, Bad Singing, Secret Societies, Possible Arson, Lawrence Tenney Stevens, Cowboy Art, American West, Hard Liquor, Cold Cases, Workplace Incompetence, Lucchese Scuffing, Animal Noises, Grumpy Old Men, Unreliable Narrator, Food on Stick, The State Fair of Texas.

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